our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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