Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
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I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
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I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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