Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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