I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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