My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
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i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
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My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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