yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
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Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
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You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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