Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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