We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
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you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
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would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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