I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Fuck appropriateness.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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