Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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