I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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