She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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