Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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