ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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