whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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