school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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