eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
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