Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Randomize
