A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
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LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
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Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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