Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
Randomize
