Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
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Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
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I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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