Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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