Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
23 Fathers Confess The Best Way They’ve Messed With Their Daughter’s Boyfriend
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
25 Children of Helicopter Parents Admit The Most Horrible Thing They Were Put Through
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in