I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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