What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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