Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
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