bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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