nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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