Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
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every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
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I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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