just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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