im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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