Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
True strength comes from lack of pants
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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