I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
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He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
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That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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