I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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