Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
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my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
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Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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