Sry I called you an 8
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i just google imaged poop.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
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I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
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Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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