problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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