just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
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Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
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I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I'm too high and old for this...
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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