By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
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Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
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So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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