Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
ugly people sure do ruin things
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
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was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
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I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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