can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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