Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Dear god my vagina.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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