I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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