Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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