so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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