i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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