Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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