Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
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I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
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I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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