is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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