omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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