I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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