If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
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Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
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Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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