we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
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who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
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I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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