Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
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